It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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