spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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