I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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