I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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