May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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