her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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