I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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