the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
