I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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