escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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