i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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