so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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