I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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