Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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