so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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