I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize