All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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