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i was born a porn star she said
Its about making memories worth repressing
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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