that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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