Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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