So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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