shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just cropdusted the office
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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