You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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