:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Dick very happy bro
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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