She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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