Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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