i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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