i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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