Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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