We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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