She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I still have a little drunk in my system
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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