sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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