I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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