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(864): View more from South Carolina

i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room

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(317): View more from Indiana

She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here

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(347): View more from New York

He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil

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(312): View more from Illinois

You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.

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(713): View more from Texas

I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?

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(619): View more from California

I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..

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