I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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