I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
What a dumb baby whore.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sext me about skeletons
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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