please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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