talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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