Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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