Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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