I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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