I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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