My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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