So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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