your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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