we made out on top of his cat.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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