ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
