he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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