So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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