If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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