So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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