Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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