windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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