what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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