the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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