I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't motorboat a personality
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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