the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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