im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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