Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Its about making memories worth repressing
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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